I remember thinking that it was unfair (I can hear my dad saying, ‘who told you life was fair?’) that talented female writers had to resort to submitting their work under a male name to get attention from publishers. It has happened even in the modern era — JK Rowling admitted that she used initials to give the impression that she might be a male.
Now, the pendulum seems to be swinging the other way (or is it my imagination?).
As you have probably worked out (if you are a reader of my work) some of my major characters are female. I love writing through the eyes of a female protagonist.
My mind started wondering (it does that a lot) what name would I use were I to publish as a woman and more importantly, what would I look like?
I can’t be too butch, or it would defeat the purpose, so what would I look like?
Of course, the whole experiment could stop at the name, but you know me when my mind gets involved.
I imagine myself as an independent woman (no shortage of those at the moment so I should blend right in). I’m probably at the peak of (or slightly past) my prime, beauty wise. I have a lot of ‘admirers’, but no ‘significant other’.
I pay my own way, but I will let a man lavish me if it gives him pleasure.
I only go out with men who drive interesting cars, and a mud-splashed four-wheel drive will see me come down with a sudden headache.
I have reasonable taste in clothes, and I’m not afraid to pay for advice about personal presentation.
I sleep in the middle of a large bed, and I only drink the finest wines, but I prefer spirits (never to excess).
I can talk sports and cars with the men, and I know how to change a tyre, but for obvious reasons, I’ve never had to.
I eat well, but I don’t obsess about my figure.
I need time to myself, especially when I’m in the middle of a good book.
I enjoy all musical styles except for whatever my neighbours are playing.
I avoid travel unless there are interesting people at the end of the journey — trains come first followed by open-top sports cars, buses at a pinch, but never budget airlines.
The people in my life (male and female) must be able to bring something to the conversation (small talk is reserved for the chance encounters and that annoying bloke who wants to intrude when I’m walking the dogs).
Of course, there must be dogs. It does not matter what size, but there must be dogs, and they don’t stay at home, they go where I go (with a couple of obvious exceptions).
So there you have it — my flight of fancy.
And here’s to the amazing females in my life — the ones who inspire my characters and enrich my life.