I switched from tea to coffee and it still didn’t help.
I started using the fine silver teapot, but he didn’t notice.
I had my hair done in the latest style, and he didn’t notice.
A pretty dress and nice shoes went unnoticed.
The conversation was nonexistent.
I tried shocking him into noticing me. “Would you like me to fellate you before you go to work dear?” He hesitated for quite a while, which wasn’t the reaction I expected, but finally he said, “That’s okay dear, I’ll get a sandwich at work.”
I’ve tried everything and I’m about to give up.
It’s time I took action.
The chap who fixes our radio is coming around early in the afternoon, maybe he can help.
I’m sure, if I ask him nicely, he will be able to suggest a course of action.